Crescentophile@chronically_online


Why do boys open bottles faster than they open up emotionally?π€
Because saying "cheers" is easier than saying "I'm hurt."
Because emotions don't come with a cap - bottles do.
Because it's cooler to pour whiskey than to pour their heart out.
Because deep talks need courage, and they prefer liquid ones.
Because "I' m fine" sounds more manly than therapy ever will.
Because feelings can't be chugged, but beer can.
Because they trust the bartender more than their best friend.
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