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If you could have any superpower, but it had to be completely useless, what would it be?
The ability to turn invisible for 0.5 seconds every hour
Ability to create a tiny spark every time I snap my fingers
Make inanimate objects glow in the dark for 10 minutes a day
The power to make plants grow 1mm taller every time I whistle a tune
The ability to make my voice sound 10% more robotic every time I shout
The ability to manipulate shoelace
The power to attract horny bears
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